Funny Plant Stakes

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Add some personality to your plant collection with these hilarious and charming wooden plant stakes! Perfect for plant parents with a sense of humor, these stakes feature playful messages like 'MAMAAAA! They're trying to water me again!', 'Leave me alone...you plant-killing scalliwag!' and 'My mama said don’t touch my hair while she’s gone!' Each stake is beautifully engraved and designed to bring a smile to anyone who sees them. Whether you're gifting them to a fellow plant lover or adding them to your own indoor jungle, these stakes are sure to be a conversation starter. Durable, eco-friendly, and full of charm, they’re the perfect accessory for your leafy friends!

Available in 2 sizes

Large 12” - $6/each

Small 6” - $4/each

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Add some personality to your plant collection with these hilarious and charming wooden plant stakes! Perfect for plant parents with a sense of humor, these stakes feature playful messages like 'MAMAAAA! They're trying to water me again!', 'Leave me alone...you plant-killing scalliwag!' and 'My mama said don’t touch my hair while she’s gone!' Each stake is beautifully engraved and designed to bring a smile to anyone who sees them. Whether you're gifting them to a fellow plant lover or adding them to your own indoor jungle, these stakes are sure to be a conversation starter. Durable, eco-friendly, and full of charm, they’re the perfect accessory for your leafy friends!

Available in 2 sizes

Large 12” - $6/each

Small 6” - $4/each

Add some personality to your plant collection with these hilarious and charming wooden plant stakes! Perfect for plant parents with a sense of humor, these stakes feature playful messages like 'MAMAAAA! They're trying to water me again!', 'Leave me alone...you plant-killing scalliwag!' and 'My mama said don’t touch my hair while she’s gone!' Each stake is beautifully engraved and designed to bring a smile to anyone who sees them. Whether you're gifting them to a fellow plant lover or adding them to your own indoor jungle, these stakes are sure to be a conversation starter. Durable, eco-friendly, and full of charm, they’re the perfect accessory for your leafy friends!

Available in 2 sizes

Large 12” - $6/each

Small 6” - $4/each